friendly-neighborhood-patriarch:
jewishmagpie-deactivated2018092:
It’s a specific breed of bird that’s just gorgeous.
and an ASSHOLE
no they are Friendly and Good Birds how dare you
One time I was in Colorado with my family and a magpie came up to my brother and I and we fed it puffy popcorn. It was a good friend.
Also I believe the name of the dessert pie came from magpies!
And then you have these assholes.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Australian_magpie
(seriously, Australian magpies are assholes)