omg-snakes:

I was going to sell HI15F4, the last of Isis and Hansel’s first clutch, but the more time I spend with her the more I like her. She wasn’t my first holdback choice from this clutch, and she’s not my sweetest baby, but she’s pretty great and she’s got really excellent genes and I think I’ll keep her.

Who has a very stupid name they would like to bestow upon her? The stupider the better.

wyodak:

angstrom-nsfw:

gigastenk:

siebewastaken:

This is probably obvious to most but man:

When you’re going to randomly message someone you’re not close with, make sure you have something to talk about.

Don’t just go “hi, what’s up”, and expect a good conversation to happen.

please

I know y’all mean well, but if you’re messaging me for something just cut to the chase. You’ll get way more respect from me than some dork who thinks they need to spend an hour leveling up my Social Link before they ask me for a commission

See above. This is why so many conversations started by strangers fall flat on here.

professorpineapple:

professorpineapple:

“you’re an art model does that mean you’re NAKED?”
“yeah”
“whoa….those lucky artists ;)”

…buddy.

idk who started the idea that life drawing classes have anything sexy going on like. there’s at least ten people in the room and we’re all tired and covered in charcoal.

the dude in front who’s staring at my boobs has been trying to get the shading right for 10 minutes. he’s almost out of paint. he is crying.