can’t stop the jam.
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STRONG IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU RUN OUT OF WEAK
I live on the second floor, I refuse to take multiple trips to get my groceries. And I only use one arm to carry the groceries because I’m the strongest person on the planet.
All the bags get carried in one hand no matter how many there are, the 24 pack of diet dr pepper gets carried by itself in the other hand.
I don’t even own a car. Balance while you hang that shit on the handles of your bicycle like a real badass. Carry the weight all the way home.
#Programming in movies vs. programming in real life
movies make things seem more exciting its so odd
#THIS VINE IS SO ACCURATE#It just needs the part where you stand up wanting to break your computer yelling#WHY THE FUCK AREN’T YOU WORKING YOU PIECE OF#oh forgot a parenthesis#my bad
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bird bro
coelasquid I HEARD YOU LIKE CUTE BIRDS.
Ahahahah I think fablepaint had hoodies like this for her Caiques.
