[p1 (shirtless): then I take off your panties p2 (with bangs): ah, roll for dexterity. p1: *rolls dice offscreen* critical miss p2: you put two pairs of pants on me]
Thomas: *inquisitively* I wonder if I have enough money for this. Bank Account: Nope. You barely have enough money to buy food. Thomas: I got it. Bank Account: *distressed* WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?! Thomas: *barely moving lips* I don’t know.. Bank Account: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Thomas: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa
Here is a PV for Uma Musume a shining example of Japanese creativity and ingenuity. If idols, horse racing, anthropomorphic horse girls and friendship is your thing then this is the game for you!
i wish we could have normal bad anime again
japan needs to be stopped
You’ll take your horse waifus whether you want them or not.
This will be the 3rd time we’ve made people want to fuck a horse, and we’ve become exceedingly efficient at doing it.
