Videos
potty mouth bird
[Caption:
[WOMAN (OFF-CAMERA):] He’s gonna come sit by you.
[MAN:] That’s crazy!
[WOMAN (LAUGHING):] Try to pet him.
[MAN:] No, nah, he’s got that big-ass beak on him!
[BIRD:] Fuck you!
[MAN (LAUGHING):] Fuck you?!]
Quickest Way to Change My Mind 💁
I’m mad because it’s so true
Pray for Arizona
this is how you deal with on-air mishaps
When freshmen find out midterm papers are due (get EduBirdie.com) #Naruto
I went from “this is a frustrating waste of toothpaste” to silently staring, wide-eyed and slightly frightened.
and now the weather
What the fuck…
That…
That was a thing.
At first I was like
but then I was like
“Did hurt like the devil”
“Well sure it did, there was a sizeable d*** in your your a***. I’d call that savage!”
This kills me XD
IM SCREAMING
How We Spend Time Together by Thomas Sanders
*Friends*
[Thomas and Nichole excitedly talking over each other]
*Best friends*
[long silence]
Jacob: Okay bye.
Thomas: Bye.



