I found this little pony but it won’t corroborate my theories on white male persecution.
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President Barack Obama at the White House Correpondents’ Dinner.
OBAMA HAS TOTALLY STOPPED GIVING A FUCK AND IT’S THE GREATEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN
this shit was brutal
THE LAST GIF, “lord that felt good”
Next job? Stand up comedy.
Did Obama just make the perfect real life representation of trollface in the last gif? I think he did! Can we get a comparison?
So much snark. It’s wonderful.
two friends
//I was going to say “Look, I’m in a tree,” but I think we’re all sick of that joke by now.
D’aaawwwwww
Today is a good day to die.
As a chef, that truly makes me cringe…
Why do I want to try it so badly? It’s such sacrilege…
back the fuck up
There’s another story that I like about a Chinese general who had to defend a city with only a handful of soldiers from a huge enemy horde that was in all likelihood going to steamroll the place flat within hours of showing up.
So when said horde did arrive, they saw the general sitting outside the city’s open gates, drinking tea. The horde sent a couple of emissaries over to see what was what, and the general greeted them cheerfully and invited them all to come and take tea with him.
The horde decided that this was a scenario that had “MASSIVE FUCKING TRAP” written all over it in beautiful calligraphy and promptly fucked off.
Whoever that general was, he was clearly the Ancient Chinese equivalent of Sam Vimes.
did he just invite us over for tea nah man i’m out
These are great
That last level is pretty fucking fantastic, let me tell you.
Yep, I’ve pretty much hit that last level I think.
