my mom: don’t ever ever meet up with strangers from the internet
me at 12: omg mom do you think i’m really that stupid i would never do that ugh
me now: so do you guys wanna move here and like live under my bed or something

rewatching the pilot of my favorite show: oh god look at you adorable mini baby buns you have absolutely no idea the shitstorm that’s about to hit i am so sorry

The Signs and what they are most often doing

Aquarius: Beating up Gemini
Pisces: Beating up Gemini
Aries: Beating up Gemini
Taurus: Beating up Gemini
Gemini: Bleeding and crying violently
Cancer: Beating up Gemini
Leo: Beating up Gemini
Virgo: Beating up Gemini
Libra: Beating up Gemini
Scorpio: Beating up Gemini
Sagittarius: Beating up Gemini
Capricorn: Beating up Gemini

Americans: Is it true that everything in Australia wants to kill you
Australians: Is it true that everyone in America wants to kill you

disney fan: what’s the target audience for phineas and ferb?
dan and swampy: people with tvs
disney fan: what’s the target audience for gravity falls?
alex hirsch: me