my mom: don’t ever ever meet up with strangers from the internet
me at 12: omg mom do you think i’m really that stupid i would never do that ugh
me now: so do you guys wanna move here and like live under my bed or something
Chats
Making OCs like
Your Friends: WHAT AN ADORABLE BABY CINNAMON ROLL!! Who would ever want to hurt you, my precious child?!
You: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Interesting things get said in the skype groups I’m in…
“Sometimes when a woman really loves a tablet, they make beautiful art together… Like an alicorn OC possing on a bed of flowers seductivly.”
My relationship with my followers
Me: ask me anything guys, nothing is off the limits.
Followers:
Me:
Followers:
Me: okay, I’ll just reblog some pictures.
@slagarthefox. Dude, that argument thread is so huge it’s insta-crashing the mobile client..
rewatching the pilot of my favorite show: oh god look at you adorable mini baby buns you have absolutely no idea the shitstorm that’s about to hit i am so sorry
The Signs and what they are most often doing
Aquarius: Beating up Gemini
Pisces: Beating up Gemini
Aries: Beating up Gemini
Taurus: Beating up Gemini
Gemini: Bleeding and crying violently
Cancer: Beating up Gemini
Leo: Beating up Gemini
Virgo: Beating up Gemini
Libra: Beating up Gemini
Scorpio: Beating up Gemini
Sagittarius: Beating up Gemini
Capricorn: Beating up Gemini
Americans: Is it true that everything in Australia wants to kill you
Australians: Is it true that everyone in America wants to kill you
How I say ‘ I love you ‘ to my friends:
“I’m drawing you something.”
“How’re you feeling?”
“Are you alright?”
“Anything I can do to at least make you feel better?”
“I’ll stay up with you as long as I can, OK?”
“Please eat something.”
“Go to sleep, it’s late, please.”
“You’re a dork.”
“You’re a nerd.”
“I love you.”
disney fan: what’s the target audience for phineas and ferb?
dan and swampy: people with tvs
disney fan: what’s the target audience for gravity falls?
alex hirsch: me