Ummm.. can confirm that is wrongbecause pumpkin pie is scientifically proven to be amazing soo…
show me this science you scrub
While no evidence of this fact exists on the internet, there are plenty of bakeries around the world that will testify to the miracle that is Pumpkin pie >:U
bish I’ll question science as much as I want. I need visual facts not some most likely fake testimony.
#BECAUSE PIES SUCK
I am willing to forgive these heathen, slanderous remarks as I am an honest, pumpkin pie eating citizen of this beautiful country, and will now counter with credible evidence I have collected throughout the course of extensive research in the past half-hour. I have prepared a brief series of pie-charts I believe accurately represents my, very obviously correct, facts about the miracle that is pumpkin pie:
The first survey is based on a survey conducted globally by the National Pumpkin Pie For Life Association
The Second survey was conducted by the PPRF (Pumpkin Pie Rules Foundation), in which approximately one individual was surveyed.
And the third chart is data collected by an anonymous group of individuals who are believed to be in the process of curing cancer with pumpkin pie because it’s that good.
I hope that for those of you sitting on the fence about this profoundly perfect pastry have been convincedthrough scientifically proven facts that pumpkin pie is, without a doubt, the best pie ever.
well according to this article and survey (albeit from 2012, it still counts)
A majority of the voters say pumpkin is gross and should therefore have less pumpkin flavoured products. So…fuck you. I win
Also this article talks about pumpkin flavored products. Not the pies themselves. And according to this article, pumpkin pies are so popular that they sell on averageenough pies to circle the globe and them some.
So.. fite me you pumpkin pie-hating heathen.
Stop what are you doING DON’T YOU UNDERSTAND THAT MEANS MORE PIE FOR US?
SHSSHHHH
DONT SHARE PIE WITH FILTHY NON-BELIEVERS
I personally don’t get the obsession with it. But then, we don’t eat pumpkin pie here.
