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Snoogins’
Needs one in plate armor..
“Knight elf”
I FUCKING FORGOT TO TELL Y’ALL WHAT MY GODDAMN FATHER DID SATURDAY NIGHT.
He comes to my door, opens it, and says, “You know I’m going fishing in the morning, right?”
“Yeah.”
“Do you know why?”
“…Why?”
“…Because I’m all about that bass.”