yourplayersaidwhat:

Disgruntled NPC: “I have a contract naming me the rightful owner of-“

Dragonborn Barbarian: “I eat the contract.”

Me, DM: “Fuckin’ WHAT?!?”

Barbarian later, out of character: “Look, all I know is that the contract was causing all this trouble. So I figure, if I EAT the contract, then the problem goes away!”

dayinanimanga:

Today in AniManga History

October 10th, 1957

Rumiko Takahashi is born. Takahashi has created several highly successful manga series including Urusei Yatsura, Maison Ikkoku, Ranma ½, Inuyasha, and Kyoukai no Rinne. Being arguably the most successful female comic artist of all time, her series have sold 150 million+ copies. All of the above manga have been made into anime, including several others which gained OVAs, live actions, or are apart of the “Rumic Theater”.

pocketss:

i’m absolutely riled because I always want to draw dragons emoting with their hands above their heads like so:

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but they’re terrible weird lizards with stupid long necks and small arms so it just looks

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