pettyrevenge:

My neighbors installed a sprinkler system which they run for 20-30 minutes per zone and it hits my yard. During the installation process their cheap ass company poke a hole in our system. They also ran a drain from their downspout into our yard. Literally we had a pvc pipe going from their downspout into our grass.

Our side has basically been flood since. We can’t use our sprinklers, they won’t admit they broke ours and won’t address the rain off. After watching them water my mud spot for like 6 months I said fuck it.

I built a 24’x1’ garden bed and filled it with manure. The smelliest most organic maneur I could find. They live downwind of us and watched them have to smell it the whole weekend on their brand new “patio escape” they just refinished. I built it right in the edge of the property line.

This morning rather than watch them water my mud trench they watered my vegetable garden! Thanks for the free water bitches!!! And fuck no you aren’t getting any of my tomatoes!!!!