macrolit:

eeyore9990:

toomanyfandomstocountcx:

greeedybastard:

diggly:

mamacastiel:

why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain

no one tell him

Scheduling this to post on March 15 because it needs to happen.

The ides of March have come

Beware the ides of March.

Beware!!

queerly-tony:

introspectivenavelgazer:

tredlocity:

tredlocity:

damn, stephen hawking just died.

It’s weird, but the first thing I think of is how he always personally record his lines every time he appears in the Simpsons and Futurama, even though they could have just faked his electronic voice. Like, he actually went to the recording studio to do it.

These are great lines, too. Rest In Peace, Mr. Hawking.

What’s funnier is knowing he showed up for the table reads too. The man loved his absurd humor. 

“Probably magnets” is probably the funniest line in there, because science just… really doesn’t get magnetism just yet. 

otherwindow:

Concept: the secret boss of a video game is the merchant you’ve traded with this whole time, and their combat capabilities are based entirely on what you sold them. 

For example, did you sell them Necromancy skill books? Well shit they can summon a skeleton army.