Month: November 2017

Forget Coffins! This Company Will Swirl You Into Beautiful Glass Creations When You Die

Forget Coffins! This Company Will Swirl You Into Beautiful Glass Creations When You Die

spuddingtonbear:

cutecreepycryptids:

rocketmermaid:

knitmeapony:

Welp, this is just about all I want in death.

Like, I want to be made into a beautiful glass thing.  I want to be something treasured for a long time and rarely talked about.  I want to live in the home of someone who loved me, and touched now and then in silent memory.

I want people to forget that I’m in there, I want the memory of what I am to pass out of the family’s knowledge.  I want to be given away, and put out in a thriftstore somewhere.  

I want someone to buy my ashes for $4.99 and put me in a window and love the colors.  I want to cast beautiful, fractious and curving sunlight across the wall, sparkling and glowing and shimmering, depending on the time of day.  I want someone to take a picture of me with the moon behind me, luminous and mysterious.

I want a witch to buy me and put me in her work room.  I want an artist to leave me on their worktable.  I want to inspire people and make them smile.  I want to be warm from sunlight or chilly from the cool air.  I want to be packed in newspaper carefully when they move.  I want to be given as a holiday or graduation present to someone’s kid, I want to be given as a housewarming gift as a reminder of home.

And god, then, hopefully some day, I want to roll off the table, I want that globe to crack.

And then I want to haunt the living shit out of the future.

Holy shit, the comment made this sixty times more awesome and now I want this to be done to me too.

my great-grandchild: this is grandma orb, I don’t like calling her that she just put in her will that if she wasn’t addressed as “the orb” or something similar then she’d be pissed

@marsqueerianh

latining:

ackermom:

julius caesar’s assassination was the last time everyone in a group project did their part

According to Eutropius, there were sixty senators present. According to Suetonius, Julius Caesar was stabbed twenty-three times, with only one of them being fatal.

TL;DR: At least thirty-seven senators slacked the fuck off and only one out of sixty put in any real effort. #groupwork

aspect-rei:

Now to see if the government will actually follow through on that result, or if the right wing assholes will still hold it hostage, like they’ve been doing for years.

It’s such bullshit that a yes result was non binding, yet a no would have been..

From another article, this quote sums up my thoughts on the plebiscite nicely

Despite the excitement of Yes voters over a win, bureaucratically speaking, Australia is no closer to same-sex marriage. Legally, the survey counted for diddly-squat.

Now to see if the government will actually follow through on that result, or if the right wing assholes will still hold it hostage, like they’ve been doing for years.

It’s such bullshit that a yes result was non binding, yet a no would have been..