Have a course on fatigue management today.
Trying to avoid falling asleep.

Its not that the course is boring, I’m just that tired…

chefpyro:

I’m gonna start a new cooking show called “Yells Kitchen” and it’s just gonna be me in front of a white background yelling the word kitchen for 42 minutes

so, you’re gonna do a Steve Ballmer? 😛

xxxooo96:

untowardness:

tattoosfade:

tattoosfade:

I’m working earlier and this guy comes in and seems anxious. We usually wait until people need help to ask, but he comes over and tells me, “I’m cosplaying Bowser and need spiked wristbands.” I immediately start heading towards the jewelry / accessories and try to strike up some friendly conversation

 I respond, “Ah, cool. You doing NonCon at all?” remembering that our local convention is this coming weekend.

He looks at me super seriously and replies, “no, my friends and I are going go-karting downstairs and we’re all dressed up as Mario Kart characters.”

Retail, although very rarely, has its perks.

Jic case you thought I was lying

Sometimes, the world is so full of beauty…

BEST FUCKING THING IVE EVER FUCKING SEEN AND WOW I WISH