Month: May 2017

joshua-wright:

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You don’t want to get into flame-war with Hildegard Gretch.

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blaire-white:

tooiconic:

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kawaiians:

purixie:

kawaiians:

THEYRE LIKE A FAMILY OF DINOSaurs

omg how cute what are they???

#i dont have the heart to tell them the truth

oMFG

what is it tho 

that looks really adorable

(◎♊◉✿)

They’re -large train drives by-

…..
I’m upset.

What are they?

Oh child, they’re -parade passes by-

They look cool, I want one

Oh god they’re -airplane flies over-

Oh hey ********************************

JESUS CHRIST CAN’T YOU TELL THEY’RE–oh, oh wait a minute, hold on. Phone’s ringing.

Yeah? What’s up? No, I was just about to tell these guys about the–yeah I know, but I was telling these people that the picture is of–ooh, for dinner? Hmm, maybe. Okay, see you then.

…What was I saying?

Oh, you sweet summer children, they’re–

SHIT FUCK HOLD ON THE CAT’S ON FIRE

Well, see, what they are is – *thunderous noises from construction project nearby*

I’ve gotta be honest with you they’re – *inhales a fly and begins coughing uncontrollably*