ask-heretohelp:

So I’ve seen

the egg hatching meme

circulating but the user hasn’t been active since July. Because I don’t want people to be disappointed, I have decided to make one of my own! If you reblog this I will send you an ask of a randomly generated pokemon in your asks! I will try to keep this up to date and I will respond to reblogs as soon as possible! If you want me to send it to you in messages please specify that! Thank you and I hope you enjoy your result!

Gif from @pokemon-millennium

moongoddessgarden:

  • Habitat preference: Found mostly in rain forest. Said to prefer relatively low and thick, flowering bushes.
  • Venom: Bites from this particular species have resulted in at least one report of severe hematological complications as well as two deaths.

vintar:

vintar:

i used to get self-conscious over the smallest things but friends let me tell you that today i had to smuggle a furious 8ft python onto the bus during the school rush and not a single person noticed. not one. if people don’t care enough to notice a shopping bag writhing and seething with barely-contained reptilian hatred then i promise you that no-one will pay any attention to that blemish you’re fretting about or how you’ve done your hair

#sounds fake, #but okay 

what kind of weak nerd doesn’t have a bunch of giant pythons hanging out in their house