modern au: link has a car. what kind of car and how do you think he would drive?

mad-maddie:

mad-maddie:

mad-maddie:

Oh oh oh oh oh okay.

Ocarina of Time Link

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Rauru had this Corolla parked out back his place and is letting Link drive it for a bit. Just a hand-me-down temp car. It’s got dents all over and the brakes squeal a bit.

Skyward Sword Link

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He just HAPPENED to get a FRIGGIN’ SWEET RED FERRARI and no one knows HOW. How is he managing to pay for the insurance on this? He speeds all the time too he MUST have tickets. He’s in school everyone knows he doesn’t have the money Groose thinks this is utter bullshit.

“Hyrule Warriors” Link

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He has a new 2013 Honda Civic: a car you can trust. The rims are extra shiny. He has a clean driving abstract too.

Twilight Princess Link

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He has had this truck for years and just fixes it himself when it breaks down, which is about every other month. He is so far beyond giving a single shit about anything driving related. He takes this beast everywhere, to and from work, speeds, parks wherever the hell he feels like. No collision insurance.

And yet he mysteriously has no tickets or has ever been in a collision.

All “kid” Links

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Beep beep

Wind Waker Link

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BACK THE FUCK UP

Please look at one of my best LoZ posts.

(not the Back to the Future car for OOT Link, too easy)

UPDATED 2016

Breath of the Wild Link

did-you-kno:

In 2022, you’ll be able to see
two stars collide. The stars are too dim
to see with the naked eye, but
astronomers have been watching them
slowly spiral closer and closer together.
Their collision will cause a giant
explosion (AKA a Red Nova), which will
then fizzle out into a dimmer, but
permanently-visible addition
to the night sky.

Source

thelastsworld:

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mrkenyon:

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squigglydigglydoo:

hecallsmehischild:

marshyoftheblobs:

trufflesmushroom:

copperbadge:

digitaldiscipline:

librarian-amy:

starstuffandalotofcoffee:

tikkunolamorgtfo:

nicknameless:

claviusrobinsky:

jigglebologna:

thisistheglamorous:

imightbebrilliant:

dogwithsharperteeth:

ryanjjohn:

somethingwildalwaysgrows:

jeffoccasionally:

itsmrswhit:

This is fun!
Reblog with your poor explanation!

I enter codes so that dudes with hammers can have help when they’re sick or old.

I break your electric stuff when you don’t want it no more.

I tap very loudly on my keyboard so insurance vendors can fight each other for big-ass client business.

Three different sets of people yell at me about three separate things they want implemented. I then yell at a different set of people to do what the other people want done. Then I travel to the place to make sure the people I yelled at did what I told them to so I don’t get yelled at again.

I make my money from a company who makes its money by taking the money earned by people who trust them with their money. I also run reports on who makes more money and where they put it. Money.

I run a team that makes people online feel like they need to click things for information. I then force them to consume extra things that they don’t want. I also spend a lot of time trying to not piss off very rich public figures with giant egos. 

I use computers and mathematical equations that don’t make any sense to figure out how few people are needed to do a job so as little money is spent as possible

[♫ that’s the technology-being-use-to-exploit-workers-under-the-guise-of-efficiency raaaaagggg ♫]

I use my extensive knowledge of a particular product to put outdated system admins out of work

[♫ that’s the i’m-going-to-be-the-first-against-the-wall-when-the-proletariat-rises raaaaaag ♫]

(sorry for ripping you off david)

(sorry not sorry)

I encourage adults who act like children to act like adults.

I try to make online services make sense to mostly men who sell things really fast (currebt project).

I tell people where books are.

I make sure the machines that give off particles that might give you cancer give off the right amount of particles.
Also I know how magnets work?

I put dirty books and movies/CDs into piles. If they are very dirty or broken, I put them in a special pile of shame. I’m in grad school so I can take the piles of dirty books and give them to other people.

People who are bad with computers call me.

I stalk the wealthy. 

I do the thing preschoolers do for fun, except not on a wall, and not with crayons, and I don’t get in trouble for it.

I stick things up animal’s asses.

I run around between people who have trouble communicating trying to make sure the thing everyone is trying to communicate about gets done right and also I do anything else that anyone doesn’t have time for but needs done yesterday.

Before that I communicated between people who had trouble understanding how u mek internet sitez and people who made internet sites so that the people who had trouble understanding how u mek internet sitez got their very own internet sitez.

Before that I slapped meat and veggies together on bread and shoved it at people for money.

I draw smoke and water for 40+ hours a week.

I read words off paper with enthusiasm

I rearrange words in a box until the box does what I want

You want to stop doing things.

I have to inconvenience you enough to convince you not to.

I turn paper into digital papers

I corral kids. 

I shove food into trays to feed people who dig holes in the ground.