Acrobatic Shenanigans

yourplayersaidwhat:

Rogue: *Rolls a 1 on a flank attack on a crystal golem*

DM: You fumble and your sword is stuck in the Golem’s ass-crack

Rogue(ooc): Can I kick it into his butt?

DM: Er…You can, but you’ll have to make a nat 18 on acrobatics.

*Rogue Rolls 19*

DM: You successfully kick the sword up into him, he’s very uncomfortable and if he had a face you could swear he was blushing.