Making characters for a new campaign and player A asks how detailed I want character sheets to be. I respond fairly. Player A then asks what to roll for dick size, I laugh and respond 2 d6. He rolls a 12. Player B says he’s suspicious of player A. He asks if Player A is using natural roll enhancement. I then restrict dick limits to 10 (to be fair of course…)This game is a train wreck before it even starts…
One of the kitchenhands hijacked my iPad and Spotify account to play Christmas carols…
So I logged into Spotify on my phone and changed the station to one based off children of bodom..
Oh hello depressed mental state. Its that time again is it?…
Jackie Chan is currently the world’s most famous martial artist. As a director, producer, action choreographer, martial artist, comedian, singer, stunt performer and, most importantly, an actor, Jackie has stunned billions of movie goers worldwide with his martial arts and acrobatic movements. “I never wanted to be the next Bruce Lee. I just wanted to be the first Jackie Chan”. Jackie
the tumblr app is so fucking bad like you touch it the wrong way and if flings itself at three hundred miles per hour down your dashboard, unfollow 9 mutuals and blocks your mother
In case you missed one more way in which 2016 is almost laughably cursed, over 130 endangered deer were found dead in Florida from Cochliomyia hominovorax, or New World Screw Worm Fly.
This is big, because the United States spent millions of dollars and countless work hours completely exterminating this fly from our entire continent in 1982. It has been 34 years since these flies have been encountered on U.S. soil.
This effort was because, unlike most flies, hominovorax lays its eggs in open wounds on living flesh, and kills animals as large as cattle through traumatic tissue loss. This is not like the parasitic bot fly, which is normally nonlethal and can even be almost painless. This fly outright devours you.
You may recognize that hominovorax literally means “man eating” and yes they will attack humans given the opportunity.
