Roll for dick

yourplayersaidwhat:

Making characters for a new campaign and player A asks how detailed I want character sheets to be. I respond fairly. Player A then asks what to roll for dick size, I laugh and respond 2 d6. He rolls a 12. Player B says he’s suspicious of player A. He asks if Player A is using natural roll enhancement. I then restrict dick limits to 10 (to be fair of course…)This game is a train wreck before it even starts…