Month: November 2016
Me: Yes Pokémon, I get how to catch a Pokémon, can I go now, please?
Pokemon: oh, I’m not nearly done with you yet…
Shit our DM lets us get away with
Glor(Dwarf Paladin): *knocks on cultists door* Have you heard of our lord and savior Pal?
Cultist: I don’t care to *closes the door*
Glor: *knocks* We brought a fruit basket though! *rolls persuasion and gets 19*
Cultist: … fruit basket you say?
