Shit our DM lets us get away with

yourplayersaidwhat:

Glor(Dwarf Paladin): *knocks on cultists door* Have you heard of our lord and savior Pal?

Cultist: I don’t care to *closes the door*

Glor: *knocks* We brought a fruit basket though! *rolls persuasion and gets 19*

Cultist: … fruit basket you say?