phantomrose96:

phantomrose96:

phantomrose96:

phantomrose96:

You know what’s my favorite thing?

Roy Mustang’s stupid badass coat.

He wears it. frigging. all the time.

This fucking coat survives longer than most characters in the show. Clearly it’s not part of the uniform since no one else has one. And I really don’t think Central’s that cold all the time. Which leads me to believe Mustang constantly wears this coat strictly because he thinks it makes him look cool. About to go overthrow the government but nope, wait, first gotta get the coat. Badass coat. Overthrow the Fuhrer in style.

That thing Ed did with the whole “transmute red cloth into his flamel coat so he could face the Promised Day in style”? Roy did exactly that too, but we don’t see it, and no one comments on it, because literally everyone working under Mustang has seen way too much of that stupid fucking coat.

I’m going to go through and document every instance of Mustang’s stupid badass coat because it’s pretty much more of a main character than he is

If you don’t know what I mean. Here’s “Mustang’s stupid badass coat, episodes 1-10″

Episode 1

Episode 2

(Mustang doesn’t appear in episode 3. Loser)

Episode 4

Episode 5 (two entirely separate scenes. he appears in the middle without his coat. like he took it off and then put it back on at some point)

(Mustang doesn’t appear in episode 6. Loser)

Episode 7

Bonus points for not even wearing it properly. Clearly it is too hot for that coat but Mustang refuses to take it the fuck off.

(Mustang appears once, only indoors, in episode 8. Doesn’t appear in 9. Loser)

Episode 10

There you are. Mustang’s stupid coat. This is just 1-10. Series is 64 episodes long. The coat does not go away. Asshole’s wearing this coat when he helps take down Father I’m about 96% certain. He loves this coat. He really just loves this coat so much. 

Also, I would like to toss in an amendment to the original post. There is one person besides Mustang who sometimes wears that exact same coat.

And that’s Hawkeye

“Asshole’s wearing this coat when he helps take down Father I’m about 96% certain.“

I checked

He fucking

is.

Guys

the epilogue

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he’s wearing the stupid badass coat in the epilogue.

This epilogue exists to let us know the stupid badass coat is safe and okay. 

Ft. Riza in the same type of coat too. 

I want to remind you that Mustang’s wearing this coat when he finds 11-year-old Ed in Resembool. He’s wearing it now, in the epilogue, which also features Ed with two kids, the older of which looks to be about 2 or so.

This coat’s almost an entire generation old. This coat’s old enough to have baby coats. This coat followed Mustang literally everywhere for decades and somehow never got destroyed once. Despite being attached to Roy “walking target practice” Mustang. Houses and cars belonging to Mustang were destroyed but not this fucking coat. Roy is a responsible and loving coat owner, beyond responsible.

This is the thing that survives.

This fucking coat

This fucking coat you guys.

I think the coat is more like Archer’s turtlenecks.

He just had freaking tons of the same one..

kainei:

I’ve been seeing a lot of negativity on my dash, some being actually serious.
So, I’d like to take a moment to remind everyone:

  • You’re beautiful.
  • Not everyone is the same.
  • Your self worth should not be measured by how much people adore you.  That’s a sure path to self hatred.
  • You need to love and care for yourself.
  • If someone sends negativity your way responding with similar snark solves nothing and probably fuels the sender more than anything.
  • Learn to pick your battles.  Not every action needs a reaction.
  • Don’t apologize for ‘posting too much of’ or just whatever..it’s your blog.  Unfollow/XKit exists for a reason.

  • It’s okay to have emotions and feelings.
  • Remember to drink some water on a daily basis.
  • If you have an illness:  get well soon.
  • If you have a chronic illness:  you deserve better in life and I hope you are getting actual help.
  • If you have a mental illness:  refer to the previous bullet.
  • Things do get better.
  • Don’t give up.
  • You need to love and care for yourself.