omg-snakes:

Weigh day was hard on Mouse, the albino Everglades rat snake. She was TERRIFIED of the tape measure and kept bolting every time she saw it. But we gotta take measurements and being afraid of a non-scary thing isn’t a valid excuse not to document growth, so I tried to convince her it wasn’t a devil monster coming to eat her tiny self.
Eventually she just covered her eyes with her tail and faced away from it, so this is the photo I had to use on the SerpWidgets snake measuring tool.

Afterwards I spent a little time consoling her, and then she got to go home and have dinner.

“Is it gone yet?”

Yes, baby, it’s gone now. No more tape measure.

“Are you sure??”

Such a precious noodle..

Context: cardinal George Pell is claiming illness to avoid returning to Australia to face the Royal commission into child sexual abuse, and to answer questions about his role in the Catholic Church’s deliberate covering up of allegations (of which he had a large part in)

So Tim Minchin wrote a call out song.

Iconic Australian ads

fallfeatherspony:

fire-in-the-dingo:

deathcomes4u:

bakascientist:

jackjackington:

kill-all-bronies:

agent-pluto:

leela-summers:

discovertheeverything:

milokerrigan:

spektordetektor:

“Why’d they build the Great Wall of China?” “To keep the rabbits out”

The Big Ad

Làmb, the new fragrance

NO GARY NO

The Golden Gaytime ad that hasn’t changed for 300 years

Lara Bingle Offends the Americans

Put another shrimp on the barbie even though we actually call them prawns, thanks Paul Hogan

That fucking creepy ass tongue that escapes the guys mouth to find a beer

Not happy, Jan

That’s firteen firteen firty too

Doo do doo do do do doo Doors Plus, no fuss

“How Much for the Whole Shop?”

The ad where everyone says “Bugger”

“Tall Jan is Malicious!?”

“Marge! Marge! The rains are ‘ere!”

“NATIONAL TIIIIILLLLLEEEESSS!!!”

You look so hot today! Like a sunrise!

ONE THREE DOUBLE OH SIX TRIPLE FIIIVE OH SIX

low fat, no fat, full cream, high calcium, high protein, soy, light skim, omega 3, high calcium with vitamin D & floride or extra dollup

“Charter Boat? WHAT Charter boat!?”

Weeeee’re happy little vegemites as bright as bright can be. We always have our vegemite for breakfast, lunch and tea. 

Goooood ON ya mum. TIP TOP’S the one GOODONYAMUM

Myyy Daaad picks the fruit, that goes to COTTIIEEEEEEESS

RUGSAMILLION CLOSING DOWN SALE ALL STOCK MUST GO

naomiknight17:

Adoptable Pony Auction!

I’m currently dealing with a lot IRL, and need to make some money to cover things like hydro and vet bills, so – pony adopts!

I may or may not do another round of these, depending on how this goes.

Minimum bid is $10. Auctions end 24 hours after latest bid (to protect against sniping) or two hours after the final bid on Saturday February 20, whichever comes first.

If you’re interested in any of these characters, please send me an ask including your bid. I will update this post and reblog it with each bid increase.

Current bids:

Libby Spike – $0

Dusk Horizon -$0

Swirly Whirl – $0

Check out the read-more for more info on these guys!

Keep reading

splitterpic:

thefireboundmage:

cantershirecommons:

adurot:

pencil-rebagels:

little-lark:

wbnsfwfactory:

maxeviros:

jen-c5k:

bluestripedrenulian:

fuckyeahcomicsbaby:

Remember, it’s not a competition

This amazing comic just says it all about what it’s like to be an artist.

This..is…BEAUTIFUL! ;w; I am actually smile, now. Thank you so much! <3 

I’m actually crying to this…

T^T

i’m actually crying rn

cry every tiem

Remember, two cakes.

Somehow, somewhere, for someone, you’ll make the world shine.

ACTUALLY CRYIKNG WAT IS THIS-

this is so true!…probably….maybe…>/>”