Month: February 2016

gay-armadillo:

tatt00ine:

ilikechildren–fried:

jetpack-jenny:

celticpyro:

a-case-of-tragic-magic:

just-shower-thoughts:

Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life

#it would be nice to get my sense of purpose back

“Oh wow my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this,”

“my will to live! i haven’t seen this in 15 years!”

“I knew I lost that potential somewhere!”

“Mental stability, my old friend!”

queenriver:

fun fact: if you text a landline, it’ll call the landline in a robot voice and read the text

less fun: our intern was locked out this morning and didn’t realize the number she had for the other assistant was a landline so she texted it because she was locked out so at 9:30 this morning our phone rang with a robot voice loudly saying PLEASE LET ME IN before hanging up

Time to crash I think.
Two shifts to go. Hopefully I don’t lose all my energy at 3 am like I did this morning. It just makes the end drag on so badly

did-you-kno:

Diamonds are neither rare, nor valuable. In one of the most successful ad campaigns of all time, De Beers claimed men should spend one month’s salary on a diamond ring. Then they raised their prices, restricted their supply, and created an illusion that generations of people still believe to be a mandatory part of the marriage process. Source