Looking to get a creepy portrait style of picture drawn if Spencer.
Anyone interested in doing one? (As a commission of course, I want to pay for it)

3ft-crow:

amusedmusic:

memeguy-com:

Challenge Accepted

This makes me cry.

Musicians go to great lengths to perfect their art.

In high school, we played Tchaikovsky’s famous 1812 overture, also known commonly as the one piece with cannons as a percussion piece. However, as a high school production, we obviously couldn’t afford to wheel in cannons to fire off in our school auditorium. But my orchestra director was not satisfied with using ordinary plebeian drums to play the cannon part.

So instead, we hired policemen to fire shotgun blanks into a trash can in the pit for our winter concert. Everyone was satisfied.

I swear, composers must put stuff like that into their works to troll the musicians and see how far they’re willing to go

theonion:

NASA Hoping To Get In On Some Defense Funding With Plan For Torpedo-Equipped Orbital Telescope 

WASHINGTON—Discussing plans for a new space-exploration project that it said could also potentially be the most advanced weapon system in the U.S. military’s arsenal, NASA confirmed Thursday it was trying to get in on some of the nation’s defense spending by designing a torpedo-equipped orbital telescope.

Agency officials told reporters they hope the state-of-the-art space observatory, which would allow astronomers to study the furthest reaches of the observable universe and would also hold a payload of 16 torpedoes, catches the attention of the Defense Department and ultimately scores them a sweet piece of the military’s $610 billion annual budget.

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