According to Tom Hanks, this is what Forrest Gump said when the microphone cuts out during his speech at the Vietnam protest rally: ‘Sometimes when people go to Vietnam, they go home to their mommas without any legs. Sometimes they don’t go home at all. That’s a bad thing. That’s all I have to say about that.’ Source
Oh hello there. Long overdue kickstarter reward…
Spent much of yesterday moving to D.C.
will likely spend most of today catching up on sleep and such, and maybe cooking something later (the store near here sells lamb, heck yes! I’m totally doing peppered lamb)
Will head out to check out things around D.C tomorrow (plan to at least hit the Air and Space museum first, then move on from there)
May try catch up with anyone I can too. (wouldn’t mind running into Jitters and co again, but you never know)
Functional Adults Who Look Like Superheroes To the Rest of Us
i’m cry-laughing because it’s 6 am and guess who isn’t a morning person but in fact could not sleep a wink and also did i mention i’m not allowed to eat until my doctor’s appointment fml
Buy 5200 thrushes, or any number of thrushes for that matter
Mention sea cats in any context, but especially a playable one
Waifu the same NPCs on subsequent playthroughs (The Don and Bryan Waifu Rule)
Make the DM ship even more goddamn ships involving the time traveling sad lesbian
Argue with the DM on how much damage a thrown frying pan can do
Debate with the DM about the merits of an ear trumpet or a tennis kit in combat
Buy ear trumpets or tennis kits to use them in combat
Look for genocidal, murderous spiders in castles, or anywhere else, really, unless they’re the small dragon cleric
Bring horses to space stations
Ask gods of immense power for horses
Be a local lord in areas where they don’t speak local languages
Be a local lord at all
Ask why humans are called “humans”
Name their character after another player but with two letters rearranged, be it by accident or not, especially if it’s at 3am when the DM checks new character sheets and doesn’t realize the ramifications of the name
Have +3 Natural AC for no adequately explored reason
Pester the DM to roll for divine intervention
Ask about the genitalia of fictional species
Make reference to Bad Dragon during games or in the group’s Skype chats
Had a great time last night hanging out with jitterbugjive, jestre, sinsays, @datensayne, and everyone else.
Thank you so much for having me along, it was good fun.
