Hungover Man Horrified To Learn He Made Dozens Of Plans Last Night
Following an evening of heavy drinking at local bar McGuire’s Tavern, 32-year-old Peter Larsen reportedly awoke with a hangover Wednesday and was horrified to discover he had made dozens of plans the previous night.
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Month: July 2015
I will only follow if this blog is nsfw
Why did it take so long for same-sex marriage to be legalized?
Like I need a genuine answer for this.
Some reason other than, “Some guys were offended that love they don’t understand exists”Because back in the 90s bill Clinton defined marriage as between man and woman and.
I don’t know. People suck.
Marriage is a sacred union between a man, his wife and his secretary.
and the poolboy
Especially the pool boy.
It’s fun to chant “Bloody Mary” into your car’s side mirror three times and watch her jog and try to keep up.
Being a dick even to demons
7 Former Fast Food Workers Share Industry Secrets
“The cows used in Burger King meat are fed exclusively stingrays, and in massive quantities. They are fed so much stingray that you’re effectively eating a stingray whenever you bite into a Whopper.”
“People think that Chick-fil-A is closed on Sundays for religious reasons, but that’s not true at all. The restaurant is closed on Sundays because that’s the day the entire staff goes off into the woods to dig for chicken meat.”
“The voice you hear at the drive-thru is actually a worker at a call center in India, where thousands of people do the job pro bono simply for the thrill of hearing Americans say how much food they’re going to eat. It’s become somewhat of a pastime over there, apparently.”
Meanwhile on a comet, warmed by the nearing sun, our tough wee lander is groggily awakening.
me….. safe and sound…. in my lane…..
when everybody on your dash arguing about something dumb and you just scrolling trynna find simple things to reblog
I’ve been RPing with the mod of thevaticanpony for a few months now (all based in Spencer’s universe)
Well, he’s decided to start an ask blog for his character from it
@luxuryprize
So yeah, that’s a thing. If anyone’s interested