balfies:

an-xfile:

actuallybenwyatt:

I met a couple Australians this weekend and they introduced me to what is possibly the greatest phrase in the English language. Apparently, a common response to a wide variety of questions is “I’m not here to fuck spiders”. It means “I’m already doing that” or “Obviously, yeah”. So like, example usage:

At the bar with a friend.
Friend: do you want to get a beer?
Me: well, I’m not here to fuck spiders.

ive literally never heard someone say that what fuckin australians did you meet

mate those Australians introduced you to the grand Australian tradition of fucking with foreigners and making them believe anything about Australia

It’s true. We totally do it.

scammer alert

spacekitsch:

AmpyPony (tumblr: ampy-pony ) commissioned me and upon receiving the completed commission, approved of the drawing, yet declined to pay and blocked communications.

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please, do not deal with this scammer.

unfortunately i will from now be forced to ask for half payment upon finishing the sketch, as well as be more selective in my acceptance of commissions, in order to avoid scams.

did-you-kno:

Most of the non-CGI images we have of the Milky Way Galaxy are actually of another spiral galaxy called Messier 74. We can’t take a picture of the entire Milky Way spiral from the outside, because it’s about 100,000 light-years across, and we’re on the inside. Source