lil-mizz-jaye:

>You can buy Easy Fatalities for MKX

>People are getting 50/10 mad

You guys are literally just getting mad at a company for wanting to make some extra money now

This is literally the most avoidable microtransaction ever made, clearly made for lazy shits who don’t wanna figure out fatality combinations and just wanna press one button to do a fatality thanks to the power of their credit card

A fatality, which does nothing to improve the power of your character, which can be done with four button presses normally that aren’t even hard to accomplish, which you can pay to make even easier if you’re a lazy shit

And you guys are seriously getting mad at this?

Are you for goddamn real?

Why is money such a motherfucking issue?

Why is it that when you can pay more to get more, it pisses you off?

Why do you morons get such a fucking hateboner for the dollar that every single time you pay for a video game and see that there’s DLC you can pay for, you think the company that made the game is out to fucking kill you, even if the DLC is the most cosmetic, useless, non-game-changing EASY FATALITY BULLSHIT EVER MADE

You’re seriously just angry because the company is trying to make more money

It boils down to “The company wants to make more money than just game sales”

Well guess what you twat, they can put price tags on whatever they fucking want because they made the game and they’re marketing it, and thousands if not millions of people are going to pay those prices because it’s a marketing device that has been proven to work, that’s why DLC is so prominent in the game market right now, that’s why it’s everywhere, that’s why 9/10 games on Steam have a DLC page with more shit you can buy, because it WORKS, because it MAKES THEM MORE MONEY, because it’s a GOOD IDEA TO GET THE COMPANY MORE FINANCIAL BACKING TOWARDS FUTURE PROJECTS

Now SHUT UP

Money isn’t a fucking bad thing, it’s a good thing, stop sitting around wishing video game companies would stop being “greedy fat cats” like enjoying money is a goddamn bad thing that people shouldn’t do, money is good

Money buys you a home, food, clean clothes, a car, a street to drive on, a sidewalk to walk on, houses for your neighbors, soft pants that are comfy as a motherfucker, and my awesome dildo collection that I show off to my friends every single day and they’re getting really upset with me about.

Think of it this way: Literally every single thing you currently own is DLC for your life. Every video game, every plate you eat off of, every paper towel you wipe your coffee stains up with, every coffee stain you’re wiping up, it’s fucking DLC, you went out and paid money to get it so you can enhance your life. You’ve spent thousands if not hundreds of thousands of dollars on DLC throughout your entire life.

Don’t wanna walk everywhere? Buy the BIKE DLC.

Are you buying the BIKE DLC? You need this sweet customizable HELMET DLC to go with that!

Or shit, go pro and buy the vastly more expensive CAR DLC, where you can literally subscribe to a monthly fee to continue owning your CAR DLC! You’ll travel faster, get experience faster, and have a higher chance of getting a job because you’re a subscriber!

Don’t forget other cosmetic DLC like COOL T-SHIRTS AND SOFT PANTS

Tired of drinking that free DLC water? Get some motherfucking MILK DLC. Maybe get some REFILLABLE FOUNTAIN DRINK DLC to go with that AWESOME PIZZA DLC you got!