things to say during sex

jestre:

sakuyandere:

• c’est magnifique
• tres bien
• your fate is in the cards
• the arcana is the mean by which all is revealed
• burn my dread
• STEAK
• protein
• you could fry an egg on [your] body
• everyday’s great at your junes
• I wanna poink!
• 2nd banana
• think positive
• don’t do anything gay!
• [i] thicken too….

This would be the nerdiest sex ever. XD