Is there anything a natural 20 can’t do?
This is a poster idea I developed to show off the amazingness of tabletop rpgs.
“You attempt to pickpocket the man, but accidentally pull down his pants instead.”
“You reach out to push the orc off the bridge, but instead lightly caress his back. He is uncomfortable.”
“You try to stab the guard, but you stab your crotch instead. Roll fortitude.”
“You say your name is Bob and not Jim. Your lie is misinterpreted and they now believe you are a serial killer.”
“You swing your axe, but it slips from your fingers and sails across the room.”
“In an attempt to dodge the incoming arrows, you jump into the swarm.”
"You bull rush the enemy but miss and jump off of the cliff.”
“You try to land on your feet but you land on your sword instead.”
“While providing first aid, your hand slips and you stab him in the heart. He dies instantly.”
I CANT BREATHE
lol
Month: January 2015
Fuck yeah… I’m a dragon..
How to properly RP a Forsaken
- Be completely and utterly done with everyone around you, ever, all of the time.
- That’s it.
- Bonus points for eye-rolls, bloodthirsty demeanor, patiently putting up with blood elf shenanigans while imagining the scenery they’re sobbing in as being on fire.
- If you have fucks to give, that’s too many fucks.
good morning!
hope your morning is going better than mine woke up with my right cheek completely swollen i have to head to the doctors to see whats wrong OnO
have an amazing day everyone take care of yourselves be nice to each other
be safe
stay awesome!
(>^3^)>
—And then comes the part where you realize you have literally no chance because they’re already taken or they’re just plain not interested in you.
Tumblrs “silent failure” method of spam protection makes it very hard to tell if an ask went through or not…
Wait, the whole tumblr eating messages or submissions thing is a Feature?!
Standard spam protection system. Don’t inform the spammer when they’ve been caught.
Tumblr’s is just a little overzealous…
“A little”….
person: how are you single? you’re so pretty
me: i’m an emotional wreck that scares everyone away