Your follower count is what SCP you have to fight in a breach.
Nothing because our count is too high 😉Â
– Sly
The indestructible rocket-dryer.
On the one hand, if it turns on I’m fucked.
On the other, all I have to do is keep it unplugged.
SCP-601. A dozen of brain-wiped humans/zombies linked into a hive mind; seemingly easy to destroy and they have to stay together to function. They aren’t even described as aggressive; any weapon at all would do.
One more and I’d have to fight a psychotic poltergeist who’s… violently insecure about its sculpture hobby, and has total control over its haunting ground. Whew.
Object Class: Safe
phew
Description: SCP-551 is a standard, five hundred and fifty (550) piece jigsaw puzzle, which should depict, in its finished form, the image of a solitary woman on a small row boat, surrounded by a stormy sea.
alright
Multiple subjects testing SCP-551 stated that a completion of the puzzle seems inconceivable.
uh
Class-D personnel with a history of addictive behavior is tasked with piecing together SCP-551. Subject acted aloof about the assignment at first, but after connecting two pieces, she seemed to become alarmingly obsessed with SCP-551. Subject stayed beside it for days, sometimes screaming about her lack of progress. After a period of four weeks, subject lost consciousness from lack of sleep, and the test was ended. One hundred and two (102) pieces of SCP-551 had been connected.
oh no
thanks whoever followed me yesterday such that i didn’t have to fight 797, the floating egg that controls, frankensteins together, and bombards people with pieces of human corpses!
instead i have to fight psychic Remy from ratatouille apparently
SCP 3007: The Eldritch abomination that killed God and can take over humans as vessels. Welp.
Guess I’ll die.
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-181
Scp-181 “lucky”