yourplayersaidwhat:

(We’re exploring the Temple of Eternal Darkness, which, shockingly, is not a great place. We’re also being trailed by some much higher level Orcs with a grudge. After dispatching a bunch of zombies, we’re exploring a room, looking for any good loot, when we hear our pursuers following us, coming door to door.)

DM: the doorknob of the room you’re in begins to rattle.

Sorcerer: (stage whisper) everyone be zombies!! (Louder) grrrrr… raaaaaawr…. braaaaains

(The sorcerer begins gesturing for everyone to join in. Soon after, the entire party is moaning loudly, and the DM is almost in tears.)

DM: nothing but zombies in here, Steve!