wehingsounds:

NPC: “Please take this ring, it belonged to my husband before the great Nar’kal’ep’neyo turned him in to jam, he told me it would keep me safe in the days to come, it’s all I have left to remember him, but you, adventurer, have greater need for its protection.”

Adventurer, selling the ring for 3 gold: “That’s real fuckin’ neato.”

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