(it’s easier if the bread has gone a little hard, nobody gives a shit about stale bread when they’re basically eating a mouthful of sugar)
MAKE YOUR OWN BUTTER??? HOW DARE THEY GENTRIFY MY FAIRY BREAD
“about 2 tablespoons per piece of toast” what the fuck it this shit? 1. that’s gonna taste awful. who wants that much butter? 2. toast? TOAST? that’s a completely different style of food. you don’t bloody toast the bread for fairy bread.