Context: Lengthy battle with undead and demons, Lia(Sorceress elf) really does not deal well with being surrounded and being hit. Has had enough, no longer thinking straight, she just wants to see blood now.
Lia: I want to rip its head off its shoulders. (Rolls Decently for touch attack and Rolls a Nat 1 for strength) DM: You firmly grasp the ghoul’s head, and pull it towards yours, the ghoul panics and tries to scream, his screams muffled as your mouth closes over his.
Lia: … Eeeeeewwwwwww Gross OMG
Fiver(Eladrin Rogue): *Throw up noises*
Alain(Human Cleric): *Face Palm*
Fluffy(Shifter Warden): *wets himself*
NEXT ROUND Ghoul Rolls successfully to push the sorceress off, and is comforted by other nearby ghouls, therapy is mentioned.