I jog around my apartment complex since I have a course set that measures almost exactly two miles so it’s easy for me to measure progress. I run at night but I wear the PT shirts from work that have reflective lettering and department logos on the front, back, and both sleeves.

The path is almost all on the sidewalk, but it crosses the parking lot in two locations. There are stop signs in the crosswalks and people frequently cross there since it’s right next to the community park/pool.

Well, I was running last night and I approached this crosswalk. I saw this blue Corolla approach and slow down. I assumed he was going to stop so I continued running. This guy decided to accelerate and pass me in his oncoming lane, completely blowing the stop sign. He sped around and disappeared behind some of the buildings.

I followed his path and saw where he parked, I didn’t get to confront the guy but I know it was his car since the hood was still warm.

Well, I decided to make another lap and pass by my apartment, where I grabbed my daughters giant bottle of glitter. I emptied the bottle into the air vent right in front of the windshield, the same vent that sucks air when you use your A/C or defroster.

Tonight I swung by his car again to see if it was effective. I shined the light off my phone into his window and saw glitter all over his console, both front seats, and a moderate amount into the rear seat.

I hope he has fun trying to get that stuff out of the cloth seats.

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