My D&D character is a 16 year old girl so I always make sure to ask how hunky the NPCs we encounter are. This one bad guy surrendered and got recruited to our township as a carpenter, when I asked how hunky he was our DM decided to roll for it and got a natural 20.
so what did the bad guy do before he was a carpenter
He was a fire cult warrior.
I guess they enlisted him because he was so hot.
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