MFW people take some stupid stunt that /pol/ pulls as though it’s a thing that’s serious.

(like really. they’re fucking trolls. ignore them and move on. they pull this crap all the time, and so many people fall for it)

I’ve been looking into getting an embroidery machine for some time now. Nothing major, just a basic model, mostly to do eyes and cutie marks for plushies and costumes.

It’s a major pain to try and find any locally (seriously, even a 15yr old second hand machine is over $700. wtf) and my own searches weren’t giving me any luck.. until now.

I’ve just found that if I can manage to get my housemate to pay the money he owes, I can afford a Brother SE425.
This actually makes me really happy, because digitizing designs, and having them embroidered is about $100 a pop ($12 for the actual embroidery, $80 for digitizing) So this’ll pay for itself in short order (plus, I’ll be able to start making plushies, which I’ve been leaning towards for some time)

Reblog if you have a scar with a story behind it.

sweet-poni:

bestest-birb:

sketchydoodlemod:

a-spoopy-mod:

mastermod:

zelda-guru-momi:

neonhaberdashery:

pmseymourva:

prince-bucky:

acemenrah:

hallow-vee-n:

ryttu3k:

fluffmugger:

supernachtkuchen:

cup-of-spoopy:

spookients:

theskaldspeaks:

annieheim:

donesparce:

hellobendykitty:

steampunkforever27:

thefirstmissamerica:

italy-curl:

jessieboooooo:

This one time I tripped

this one time I split my forehead open

This one time a dark wizard tried to kill me when I was a infant but couldn’t

Stab

I tried to hold an angry cat

someone put an iron on my hand

My teammate tried to jump over me and cut the back of my neck open with his hockey skate.

I got a couple left over from chicken pox.

tried to climb a dead tree

as a child I came up behind a sleeping dog with a squeaky toy in my mouth

Twisted up in rusty metal chains.

Learned the hard way:

– Why you don’t pull a cat’s tail (I was two)
– The importance of shoring up roof structures
– Why you don’t use a poorly balanced cinderblock as a support when drilling
– Burny things are hot
– Rotted fence palings make a surprisingly effective flail when they snap in half back along your inner arm as you pull them down.
– Win the fight before your opponent has the chance to hit you in the face with a metal chair

Spider bite that got infected. Doctor informed me, ā€œOh, it must have bitten you while you were asleep!ā€ and I stayed awake the entire next night in paralytic terror and also pain.

Poorly planned re enactment of 101 Dalmatians.

i was 2 and my mom told me not to do something but i did it anyway

I slipped and cut my arm open

I tried to peel an orange with a swiss army knife…

I ran to tell my mother about Doug’s First Movie..then subsequently ran towards a glass table with sharp edges

My sister threw her cat at me

A crack head ducked under my SWAT shield and stabbed me.

Cat was lying on my tummy and tried to grab onto me when he started to fall off
my sister ran me over with her bike
I had surgery after a collapsed lung
I was going down a ramp on a bike and hit a root sticking out of the ground
I was taking out the trash and there was broken glass in it.

I burned my leg by accidently spilling hot oil on myself.

…Several unexplained scars on the center of my back? thas’all

Was four years old out at a lighthouse on the 4th of July. Was rather hungry and decided to go out to the car to get some of the snacks that I was hiding under the seat. It’s around 10 pm and I see a cat. Must pet the fluff. Fireworks start going off.

Cat freaks the fuck out and climbs up my face, it’s back paw’s claw digging into my eye. Tears eye out of eye socket. Eye is dangling from the varying muscles and tissues that connect said eye to eye socket and skull. Get taken to hospital and have eye saved. Get really wicked scar inside eye that allows my pupil to bleed off into my iris. As of recent events I am seriously barely able to see out of my right eye.Ā 

^ :3c here

I have so many šŸ˜›
left hand is covered in scars (most interesting is probably my thumb, where I cut the tip of it off completely)
right wrist has a scar that’s caused nerve damage (I have ½ feeling along the back of my right thumb)
one on my leg where a slipped and fell onto a log.
then there’s the myriad of knife injuries.. the fun of being a chef